Kevin’s Movie Guide

A running semicomplete look at the movies I’ve seen lately. I’m in the process of filling in some older material. Check out the Internet Movie Database if you’re a real film buff.

Movie Actors Seen Comments
Men in Black Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Linda Fiorentino Jul97 A fast action comedy about aliens on earth and the bureaucrats who keep tabs on them. On its face the special effects were slick, but the plot was weak at best.
Contact Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey, James Woods, John Hurt Jul97 We are not alone. Aliens take television signals transmitted in 1936 and beam them back to earth, along with a data on how to construct a machine whose purpose is unclear. Foster plays Elli, the maverick astrophysicist whose dedication to the SETI project places her foremost in the intrigue surrounding the discovery. Technically very good, the story itself perhaps is too large to be presented as a movie, but Zemekis deserves kudos for his efforts.
Mars Attacks Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox Jul97 Tim Burton nod to science fiction films of a bygone era. Exceedingly funny, but the ensemble cast sometimes distracts.
Batman and Robin Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O’Donnell, Alicia Silverstone, Uma Thurman Jun97 A long, overly campy fourth installment in the profitable franchise. Thurman as Poison Ivy stands out among the ensemble cast, but to be honest, none of the performances recommend themselves.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite Jun97 The dinosaurs look just as real, and the film moves along well. However, the story differs from the first movie only in unessential details. Sigh. Can’t we get something novel once in a while.
Fargo William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi, Frances McDormand May97 The Coen brothers recreate this true story about a series of murders in Minnesota and the Dakotas. “Yahh!, Yahh!” Quirky and conversational.
Eat, Drink, Man, Woman Sihung Lung, Yu-Wen Wang, Shien-Lien Wu, Kuei-Mei Yang, Sylvia Chang May97 An import from the Far East. The story of the daughters of a famous chef, and the way their lives find new directions.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley May97 A send-up on every Bond film made. Hilarious at times, boring at times. The surprise is that Elizabeth Hurley can act at all, IMHO.
Rumble in the Bronx Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, Francoise Yip Apr97 Action galore, some plot, and stunts that fail. Jackie Chan comes to America.
Liar, Liar Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney Apr97 A comedy about a lawyer who due to the frustrations of his son, finds he can’t lie for one whole day. Typical Carrey physical antics, but carried off well. I liked it more than I expected.
Eraser Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams Mar97 Arnold plays an Eraser, an agent within the Witness protection program whose job is to make Williams disappear. His job gets very complicated and her life is endangered by a fellow agent who sells them out to some powerful corporate interests. The action and special effects are well done. Overall very good.
Slingblade Billy Bob Thornton Mar97 A very intense movie. I can’t explain it, but it’s worth seeing.
Virtuosity Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe Jan97 Denzel Washington in an action film? Mediocre at best, but a worthwhile rental.
Far and Away Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman Dec96 Visually impressive, but the story of a rich and a poor Irish twosome making their way to America seems somewhat improbable.
Remains of the Day Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Reeves, Emma Thompson Dec96 Moving Merchant-Ivory film in which Hopkins, who plays an English butler, fails to react to the world around him.
Jerry MaGuire Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Renee Zellweger Dec96 Cruise is more than competent in his role as a sports agent cut adrift. His reconstructed life is a curious thing to see constructed.
Star Trek: First Contact Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis Nov96 Overblown. Great special effects, though.
Stealing Beauty Liv Tyler Nov96 A young woman’s self-discovery. Langorous but delicate. Bertolluci’s film left me somewhat disappointed, but only slightly. Certainly better than most of the other films I’ve seen this year thus far.
Long Kiss Goodnight Samuel L. Jackson, Geena Davis Oct96. Contrived but convivial. Action, not high drama.
12 Monkeys Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis Oct96. Interesting product from Terry Gilliam.
Mission Impossible Tom Cruise Sep96. The impossible mission is to follow the plot.
Emma Gwenyth Paltrow Aug96. A delightfully light comedy by Jane Austen is beautifully portrayed on screen with some memorable performances by Gwenyth Paltrow. Much enjoyed.
Chain Reaction Keanu Reeves, Morgan Freeman Aug96. Scientifically dubious, but enjoyable as an example of its type of film. A better rental probably.
Four Rooms Tim Roth Dec95. A waste. Four vignettes, none are quite right. Roth provides poor glue to combine the sketches.
Trois Couleurs: Bialy (White) Zbigniew Zamachowski, Julie Delpy Nov95. The second of the three colors trilogy. Not as good as the other two.
Trois Couleurs: Rouge (Red) Irene Jacob, Jean-Louis Trintignant Nov95. The last of the three colors trilogy. A model becomes involved with a retired judge. Each character reveals themselves only in glimpses, but it is enough to reveal depth and color. Greatly enjoyed.
Trois Couleurs: Bleu (Blue) Juliette Binoche Nov95. The first of the three colors trilogy. Very strange.
Apollo 13 Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, Ed Harris Aug95. A different kind of drama. Works quite well.
Waterworld Kevin Costner Aug95. Greenhouse effect gone wild. Way over budget, and lightly attended, I still enjoyed this movie and was not bothered by some of its faults.
Batman Forever Val Kilmer, Jim Carrey, Tommy Lee Jones, Nicole Kidman Jul95. Formulaic, but enjoyable. I’m disturbed by the way Warner Brothers has decided to just milk this property for all it’s worth.
The Professional Jun95. Unusual film about a hit man and a young girl, with a crazed DEA agent as the bad guy.
King Kong (1976) Jessica Lange, Jeff Bridges Jun95. Jessica Lange’s first film. Pretty bad, all things considered.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder Jun95. Excellent cinematography and use of imagery by Coppola. Anthony Hopkins does a memorable job portraying Von Helsing.
Forget Paris Billy Crystal, Debra Winger May95. Excellent comedy/drama with Billy Crystal and Debra Winger. Interesting story within a story effect used for framing.
Milk Money Ed Harris, Melanie Griffith Apr95. Cute, but unsurprising.
Time Cop Jean-Claude van Damme Mar95. About as expected. Hard Target is probably his best action film so far, and this movie did not quite live up to my expectations.
Pulp Fiction John Travolta, Samuel Jackson, Uma Thurman Jan95. Low lifes as intellectuals after a fashion. Overrated.
Star Trek: Generations Patrick Stewart, etc. Nov94. Poorly plotted, but it was interesting to see TNG with a budget.
True Lies Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold Aug94. Very good action film.
Speed Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock Jun94. Excellent high tension adventure. Unbelievable aspects forgotten throughout.
Wayne’s World 2 Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey Dec93. Sigh.
The Nightmare before Christmas Tim Burton (director) Oct93. So different and so well done I’m ashamed at some of the garbage put out by others.
Demolition Man Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes Oct93. Poor.
Ruby in Paradise Ashley Judd Oct93. Worth watching. Unconventional.
The Fugitive Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones Sep93. A nineties update to a sixties story. Harrison Ford captures the character well.
Cliffhanger Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow Jun93. Typical Stallone action-adventure mix. Don’t forget your popcorn.
Last Action Hero Arnold Schwarzenegger Jun93. Quite good. Don’t really understand why it bombed.
Jurassic Park Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum Jun93. A dinosaur packed adventure. Sure sold tickets.
The Beekeeper (1986) Marcello Mastroianni May93. Foreign with subtitles. Je ne comprend pas.
Manufacturing Consent Noam Chomsky Mar93. A documentary about Noam Chomsky. Tedious in parts, and overall rather slanted in its presentation, but nevertheless quite entertaining.
Strictly Ballroom Paul Mercurio Mar93. Strictly entertaining.
The Crying Game Mar93. He’s a she, but does it matter.
Like Water for Chocolate Feb93. A love story. Excellent.

Last modified: Saturday, June 19th, 1997

Kevin Chase
chase@physics.rutgers.edu